a combination of the words "see" and "gooch", describes the unfortunate occurance when the 69 position is performed with a male on top so that the poor soul on the bottom has their partner's gooch in their eyes; also used in conjunction with other word's as an insult, such as "seechface" and "seechwhore"
My boyfriend and I decided to switch things up last night and try69ing with him on top. The only downside was my view, as there was some major seech going on.
when a person or animal has a disease or disorder which forces them to view funny, witty-smartass, or sarcastic captions in everything (they do) and everyone they see.
Son: "Daddy, I see captions....they're everywhere....WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! CAN'T THEY SEE THEY'RE FUNNY??"
Father: "Son, I think you've got Seecaptionphrenia...."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.