One who will not get drunk themselves, yet engage in all the drunken games and/or will be clumsy as though they are highly intoxicated.
"How did your pants catch on fire? I thought you we're the designated driver"
"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"
"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"
by TheSuedenator January 17, 2009