Second Brain 

Thinking with your dick and not you Head. Usually leading to bad decisions and great stories to tell, if you survive.

Fred: woah she is really drunk alex maybe i should call a cab for her..
Alex(using his second brain): No its ok man she could stay at my place

Next Day
Alex: omg! my dick has spots on it

Second Brain by ISPYUTOO? February 28, 2010

second brain 

the penis

My second brain brought me to this video

second brain by tory borty April 25, 2013

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay 

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? 

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022