Seattle Ice 

Refers to the "friendliness" of Seattleites (Seattle Ice), who think they are all liberal and free-thinking, but have sticks up their asses and venemously hate you if you think differently than them.

A: "Did you see those two etiolated, beady-eyed, social-anxiety-having motherfuckers do everything possible to avoid looking at or even acknowledging me?"
B: "Seattle Ice!"

Seattle Ice by Gojogongua November 8, 2008

Seattleite 

1. Any person living in, or within ten miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.

On the 8th day God created Seattle
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.

Seattleite by Burr-Lee Boone November 25, 2006

Seattleite 

A person residing in or around Seattle.

"Those seattleites can't take the heat!"

Seattleite by ben perschek September 12, 2004

Seattleite 

(improved on)
1. Any person living in, or within 50 miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
3. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
4. "Too good for an umbrella"
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.

Look at all the coffee she drinks, she must be a seattleite.

Seattleite by Jude H October 31, 2007

Seattleite White

Rarely used term for a Washingtonian, or specifically a Seattleite who has a palid or pale look about them, due to lack of sun in Washington and/or not tanning.

Not to be confused with anything involving vampires, or sparkling.

Look at that girl, she seems so Seattleite White.

Probably, they don't get as much sun there you know.

Seattleite White by Adene June 18, 2009

seattleites 

Most definitly not one in resemblence to this other definition here. Just to let you know they are probably from Portland, Oregon. Portland is the sad, wimpy little brother who wishes he could live up to the expectations that Seattle fulfills.

Hey, I love Seattleites!

seattleites by Seattleite January 12, 2008

Seattleite 

1: inhabitants of Seattle
2: one who rarely sees natural sunlights, esp. from September thru July.
3: <old Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses valuable stock options.
4: <new Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses worthless stock options.

"Bill Gates is a Seattleite."

Seattleite by Kyle January 15, 2004