A Seanquimby is a disturbingly homosexual male with a close resemblance to Corky Thatcher from “Life Goes On”. In the Seanquimby’s spare time you’ll often see him preying on younger male members of his family tree for sexual satisfaction. The seanquimby also enjoys dancing in mirrors with his dick in between his legs much like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the lambs. One thing is for sure, if you see a Seanquimby approaching you, be ready for an uncomfortable experience.
“Oh god who invited the Seanquimby to the party?”
“I don’t know man but the last time one of them showed up it tried to get my nephew to lick fruit salad off his cock”
“Eww dude gross”
“I don’t know man but the last time one of them showed up it tried to get my nephew to lick fruit salad off his cock”
“Eww dude gross”
by Felipe the Janitor’s Assistant April 15, 2021
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