The rapscallion with extra soot, a rogue out for the loot. Fresher than an ocean breeze and doper than a scarface sneeze, the thief with the cheese that make you wanna get on them knees. One the most loyal and illest players to ever grace the scene and the number one reason for wet floor signs.
Yo! I was walking by on campus the other day and saw that cat Sean Barragan and I done slipped and fell on my own juice! I think I might be dehydrated. That kid is a safety hazard...
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).