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Seahorse

When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
by scrote-dogg June 23, 2007
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1. a species of aquatic animal, especially one that is so beautiful and cute
2. an aquatic animal that looks good on blankets, towels, little bags, etc..
Usage:
I love the seahorses, they're so beautiful and cute. I love 'em

Seahorses. Forever.
by T-roy Jaankins April 12, 2011
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A guy who is totally smitten with a girl. If a guy really likes a girl, then he is said to want to have her babies like a seahorse. (Much like if a girl really likes a guy, it is said that she wants to have his babies.)
"Yeah, we've been seeing each other for several months; this guy is totally my seahorse"

"Do you want to have her babies like a seahorse?"
by Ellie A. Nor May 15, 2006
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The name of a male who was born female having a baby naturally and should not be attacked for being "wrong".
"Jack is pregnant."

"I thought he was a boy-?"
"He's a seahorse, he was born female."
by PacmansGhost August 5, 2022
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A man who stays at home to take care of the kids. A stay at home dad or house husband with children.
My husband is totally a seahorse, the kids love him.
by Skeren Dreamera May 6, 2016
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A quarter-note rest in music, because of its shape.
This music is boring! There's nothing but seahorses for twenty bars!
by pentozali March 19, 2008
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When you tickle a person behind the knee with your foot: Used to induce an orgasim. Not a 100% guaranteed.
"Hey, today in business class. I gave my friend a seahorse."

"Really?"

"Yeah, but he didn't come"

"Shame..."
by SSeahorse January 18, 2012
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