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A word that can be used in place of should, could and would, and can be followed by both “of” and “have”, because grammar can blast off into the sun and die.
I scwould of done the correct grammar, but no.

I scwould have done the correct grammar, but no.
Scwould by Spopizol December 27, 2024
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Used in place of “should”, “would” and “could” and can be followed by both “of” and “have” if the user wishes because grammar can blast off into the sun and die.
“I scwould of used the correct grammar, but grammar sucks.”

“I scwould have paid more attention in English, but I like inventing words instead.”
scwould by Spopizol December 27, 2024
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Unbelievably rotten drunk, originating from a group of girls from Athy, Co Kildare, Ireland.
I made a show of myself last night, I was scouldy drunk
Scouldy by arena June 30, 2010

Skwoulda 

Hybrid combo of shoulda-coulda-woulda, should have-could have-would have, etc. Pronounced skwood-eh. classified in the same phylum as scoulda.
I skwoulda invested in gold mining stocks.
Skwoulda by Ace B May 23, 2006
1.
to REALLY burn or affect painfully with or as if with hot liquid or steam.
2.
to subject to the action of boiling or REALLY hot liquid.
3.

Like scalding only hotter
That guy Donovan is a cunt, i'm going to corner him in the canteen with boiling kettle in hand, then SCOULD the shit outta him!
scould by LordScoulder October 20, 2011
Hybrid of should have/could have, shoulda/coulda, or should of/could of. Pronounced: skood-eh. Related to skwoulda.
I scoulda gone to college.
Scoulda by Ace B May 23, 2006
The correct spelling of should or could
I'm an engineer, I know how to spell schould.
Schould by Spelltexas August 5, 2019
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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