Person N-1: See that douchebag on TV?
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.
by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008
by CatPoopFive December 12, 2010
A person who was so drunk off their ass the night before, that their face resembles a wild bear.
see scummy
see scummy
The morning after getting drunk with his friends, Jimmy fled to the woods to start his new life as a scummy bear.
by MikeG July 29, 2005
A "Scummy Steve" is an individual that frequently celebrates the possibility of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with anything he can manage to cajole or kidnap away from the bar. Primarily, this occurs after severe abuse of drugs and alcohol.
by Etymologized March 17, 2011
A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.
Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!
by Frank Tourette December 14, 2011
urinating in a womans mouth while she is still performing felatio on you after you came in her mouth.
Robert; hey Manny what did you do last night my good chum?
Manny; i accidentally gave my girlfriend a scummy diaz.
Robert; WOW!! Neeto
Manny; i accidentally gave my girlfriend a scummy diaz.
Robert; WOW!! Neeto
by MannyElMagnifico January 10, 2008
by KillaKammm April 17, 2009