homosexumable

W: So, Dick, I went to West Hollywood to get a burger, and I saw some a them homosexumables. Some of them looked like chicks. Like hot chicks. It was scary. I found out the hard way. Ever had someone else's balls in your hand? Surprised me there. Boo-ya!

homosexumable by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008

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oves homosexuales

one that cannot talk to girls without blushing
someone who can't talk to girls in general
someone who's awkward...all the time
the opposite of Andrew Garfield
a Marymounter's dream guy!
NOT the dog house.
they live in the lairs of Regis
"homosexual sheep" in Latin (but not necessarily homosexual)
great kids, awesome in fact.

Marymount girl: "wowww look at those oves homosexuales standing in the corner being awkward... must be from regis"
Regis kids: "oh shit... there are girls here... *awkward*"

oves homosexuales by creepy Sheep behind the tree December 24, 2010

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Homosexualette

1. Referring to or exhibiting female homosexuality while gently mocking the feminist doctrine of women being equal to men.
2. An exceptionally flamboyant gay.

1. She's a homosexual feminist, but not a dyke - more of a homosexualette.
2. Brian, with that lip glitter you are a true homosexualette!

Homosexualette by Jimmy B of Columbus November 14, 2011

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soccer homosexuales

gay niggas who think they’re the shit bc they kick balls around and flop and cry they are all pussy don’t play soccer it ain’t manly it’s for homosexuales who think they’re top shit

Don’t play that sport soccer homosexuales play it they think they’re the shit but they ain’t fuck soccer play something manly

soccer homosexuales by ryanjeudytoldthepoles1469 April 8, 2018

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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