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Describes a person who claims to do work then leaves when you need them the most and try’s to get good publicity by giving crappy handshakes that makes them look like a publicity whore or publicity hound

Can also be described as a scomo
Wow look at that person he’s the Scumo of the group
Scumo by Just telling ya the truth January 8, 2020
Often used as an abbreviation for scumbag. Generally an extremely dislikeable and untrustworthy individual.
He stole her wheelchair. What a scumo.
Scumo by RightNow March 31, 2009
Scumo. The correct spelling of the name often erroneously cited as Scomo. To have one allegation of rape may be regarded as a misfortune, to have two looks like carelessness. As in, how, Scumo, can you pretend to not know about these claims when your own staff did? (With sincere apologies to Oscar Wilde, but I think he’d approve).
The name Scumo is incorrectly attributed as being the word Scomo.
Scumo by thecradlemob February 20, 2021
An abbreviated term for Scumbag, used as a less offensive replacement, such as 'F*CK' and 'Frick'.
That kid stole my scooter. What a little Scumo!
Scumo by TheCraziestWankah June 15, 2023
A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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