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Scrunge Burger

When a fry a cook wrings out liquid from a wash cloth, sweat ban, dish towl, sponge, shamwow, or other obsorbent thing onto, under or around your hamburger while cooking it up special just for you.
Matt and Trevor got the shaky shitts after eating those scrunge burgers at the cafe.

My double bacon chease burger tasted like soap, that scanky ass bitch cooked me another scrunge burger

Jimmy was so hungry he could eat a sack of scrunge burgers.

Luther wrang out his sweat band on the griddle before cooking those cops a good old fashiond scrunge burger.
Scrunge Burger by Scurveydog June 30, 2012
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