Scruff McGruff

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".

"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

Scruff McGruff by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third November 24, 2003

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Scruff Mcgruff

when a dog teabags you in your sleep

Damn i woke up and my dog was scruff mcgruffing me all night long dude.

Scruff Mcgruff by ILikeCircles June 14, 2009

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Scruff McGruff

A person who is broke and/or stank & dirty looking.
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Aww hell naw Pam,A I know that ol' broke down Scruff Mcgruff aint trying to holla at us. lol

Scruff McGruff by Weda03 July 24, 2003

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scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it

I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.

scruff muff mcgruff by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006

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Scruffy McGruffy

A Scruffy McGruffy is a dog that has a partially messy hairdo and doesn’t seem to have a care in the world. They are laid back for the most part, but deep down, they would do anything to protect you.

There’s my little Scruffy McGruffy!!

Scruffy McGruffy by Yamp and Dex January 4, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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