Scruff McGruff

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".

"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

Scruff McGruff by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third November 24, 2003

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Scruff Mcgruff

when a dog teabags you in your sleep

Damn i woke up and my dog was scruff mcgruffing me all night long dude.

Scruff Mcgruff by ILikeCircles June 14, 2009

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Scruff McGruff

A person who is broke and/or stank & dirty looking.
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Aww hell naw Pam,A I know that ol' broke down Scruff Mcgruff aint trying to holla at us. lol

Scruff McGruff by Weda03 July 24, 2003

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scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it

I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.

scruff muff mcgruff by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006

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Scruffy McGruffy

A Scruffy McGruffy is a dog that has a partially messy hairdo and doesn’t seem to have a care in the world. They are laid back for the most part, but deep down, they would do anything to protect you.

There’s my little Scruffy McGruffy!!

Scruffy McGruffy by Yamp and Dex January 4, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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