Scruff McGruff

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".

"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third November 24, 2003

Scruff McGruff

A person who is broke and/or stank & dirty looking.
scrub

Aww hell naw Pam,A I know that ol' broke down Scruff Mcgruff aint trying to holla at us. lol

by Weda03 July 25, 2003

Scruff Mcgruff

when a dog teabags you in your sleep

Damn i woke up and my dog was scruff mcgruffing me all night long dude.

by ILikeCircles June 14, 2009

scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it

I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.

by Matthew Levin September 07, 2006