scrotum totem 

penis

"she paid homage at my scrotum totem"

scrotum totem by Spycho August 4, 2003

scrotum totem 

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.

Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)

scrotum totem by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 3, 2009

Scrotum Totem 

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.

Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"

Scrotum Totem by TADPOOL June 3, 2023

scrotum totem 

A jock strap.

My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.

scrotum totem by Alien Anus March 29, 2004

Scrotum totem 

An erect penis; A boner

Daaaamn that girl Patrice is a dimepiece, I get a scrotum totem every time I see her.

Scrotum totem by Pklove August 25, 2011

Scrotum totem 

Aregardless naked males, regardless of sexual orientation, whose scrotums vertically adjacent.

I awoke to find myself serving as the base of a scrotum totem.

I hope Josh brings the d-nuts to tonight's scotum totem because nothing gets me hungrier than a hot stack of scrote.

Scrotum totem by Bookbag Boys June 3, 2011

Scrotum to the Totem 

To aggressively pursue; to approach a challenege with tenacity, especially in the Pacific Northwest. See also, "Balls to the Wall."

The chief expects me to deliver at the Vancouver sales conference next month, so it's all "Scrotum to the Totem" until the 30th!!

Scrotum to the Totem by sushi pole May 31, 2010