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Scritch scratch 

A historically defined sound. See as: “scritch scratch, I was having a scratch.”

Use case: for when one is either scritchy or scratchy.
Scritch scratch, I was having a scratch
Scritch scratch by Lilpip May 23, 2024
the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
scritch by glrbird September 27, 2003

Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.
After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.
When you clench you teeth when you see a cute kitten and immediately give it a scratch (between the ears right between the kitty chakra) if done correctly the fur baby will emit purrs
(*your posse rolls up in a car) get in loser we're going to scritch kits
Scritch by Geesefreely January 30, 2021
A negatively used term for a scummy family from upstate New York. This term “Scrtich “ can be added to any phrase or sentence to add derogatory value and scummyness .
If anyone calls you a “Scritch”, drop the gloves and fight immediately.
Scritch is a modern term for a scumbag
See also pickle park
Don’t shit near Pickle Park, no toilets to take a scritch.
Scritch by RL&TL July 5, 2020
Alan enjoys having a good scrotch while watching TV
scrotch by Naughty Kat June 24, 2009
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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