Screwism 

the person creating ideas of mistake and screw up with random behaviour on the furniture and ruined it

Person: who put my drawer with random thing
Person 2: idk some dude rn
Person: probably dude is in screwism

Screwism by Mozarabchan May 24, 2023

Screwsman 

A thief well versed in burglary by means of skeleton keys, waxing keys (creating imprints for duplication), or picking locks.

Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"

Pierce: "I'm thinking of something bigger."
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"

Screwsman by TouchstoneTheFool March 25, 2007

screwitmabobber 

A way of letting out your frustration in a kyyuter way

When you are angry, please scream "Screwitmabobber!" instead of "Fudgesicle!"

screwitmabobber by Kamuii October 29, 2003