Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.

Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.

by Fresnel February 25, 2009

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

by Anonymous June 05, 2003

screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

by Duckbutt January 29, 2006

screwed the pooch

The act of really messing things up.

Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.

by madmanmarx October 26, 2007

screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

Screwed the Pooch

Another way of saying "blew it" or "messed up".

"You really screwed the pooch on that one dude".

by Barb September 09, 2004

screwed the pooch

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.

When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.

by postmachoguy January 03, 2009