1 definition by MonickerBazillion

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To engage in intercourse with the family dog.
Boy, Sparky's looking tired today. Mom must have really screwed the pooch last night.

OR

Timmies' got blue balls, so I told him to screw the pooch.
by MonickerBazillion December 02, 2010
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