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Originally a typo of the word 'screenshot' (typing 'screeb' by accident then pressing enter instead of backspace, again, by accident), 'screeb' is shorthand for a printscreen.
'Hey man, take a screeb and send it to me'
screeb by Nay'os Kor October 19, 2008
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A screeb is an overworked person who works for ScreebAmerica and takes down notes for providers to ensure L5 billing and compliance for medical providers.
We have been screebs at ScreebAmerica for so long. I wonder if they will give us a raise?
screeb by THEGstring October 9, 2021
To 'screeb' is to do something to something else. Through the act of 'screebing', you yourself will become a 'screeb', or more likely, become a 'dirty screeber.'

You could 'screeb' your dinner down if you are in a hurry, but you would more likely screeb the fuck out of a kebab just before getting the night bus home.

The things to which the 'screebing' has been applied become the 'screebed'

But more often than not, if you smell, have sick on your clothes, look a bit scruffy, havent brushed your hair, have odd socks on or are in a general state of disrepair you are a "dirty fucking screeber.
Screeb, screeber, screebing, screebed, screebert, screebum, screebology, screebalogical screebist, screebarama, screebalite, screebite, screebtion, screebnation, screeboscopy, screebolysis, screebagnosis, screebtastic etc.

"Here you, ya dirty screeb! Stop screebing them wimmin and start screebing yer arse to these top quality screebing tunes"

"You didnt half screeb the fuck out of my toilet, you dirty screeber. Is your arse ok?"

"Im going to screeb the fuck out of the dishes now."

"I am a Screebologist. I study kebabs, cider and pornography"

You get the idea.
Screeb by deathPenguin May 1, 2005
A screeb is an insult, for someone who is ugly or not good looking
Genessa's auntie Karen is a screeb.
she is a very screebly woman.
screeb by GENESSA May 9, 2008
A screeb is a very ugly person
Genessa's auntie Karen is a screeb.
She is a very screebly woman.
screeb by Osama Binladin May 9, 2008

Screeb Puncher 

A screeb puncher is a dented head cunt, a blueberry guardian that fails at life in general. Their lack of intelligence is only rivalled by how bad they are at video games. Fortunately for the rest of us, their screeb punching is an attempt at removing themselves from the genepool.
Dude, there's 6 guardians here and this screeb puncher popped a tier 1 into the well?!?!
Screeb Puncher by SecretGuardian October 2, 2018

up on the screen 

Where mental images one puts while masterbating
Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".
up on the screen by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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