When you are snap chatting a girl who is average to below average and you have little aspiration to get with. So, instead of snapping her back your face, you snap her back something else to distract her, sacrificing the snap . Common snaprafices are friends, unsuspecting family, pets, or just the wall, anything to get the snap done.
Friend 1- "You snap chatting Janet?"
Friend 2- "Yea, shes not that hot though really don't feel like sending a good pic"
*Friend 2 Snaps random picture of Friend 1*
Friend 2- " Good that will keep her at ease"
Friend 1- "DAMN did I just get snaprificed?"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.