Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!

Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!

Scrambled Dick by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016

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Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

dick scrambler by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

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