Some hella great weed that is commonly thought to be kept on site 19. there are rumors that Scp 420-J isn't even anomalous in the slightest, but this meer hogwash seemed to fade out after the death of a particular DR.REDACTED
D-6037: damn, this is some really good weed, where did you find this shit?
D-4297: its Scp 420-J man, found some in sector C, standard item locker 52
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.