Scotlynd Ryan 

Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!

Sincerely, your anonymous stalker
I absolutely fucking love Scotlynd Ryan

Scotlynd Ryan by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012