scotlynd 

People named Scotlynd are the most beautiful people out there, they have faith in their friends for almost everything. The turn to there friends in times in need and the expect them to do the same.

Hey bro wanna go to the bar

Nah bruh can’t I have a Scotlynd

scotlynd by Ciel_takao July 14, 2018

Scotlynd Ryan 

Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!

Sincerely, your anonymous stalker
I absolutely fucking love Scotlynd Ryan

Scotlynd Ryan by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024

Scotland the Brave 

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.

Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP

Scotland the Brave by the angie November 26, 2011

SCOTLAND FOREVER 

THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR

search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag

hey wanna here something cool??

Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER

SCOTLAND FOREVER by SubtoThePurplePotatoonYouTube October 30, 2019

Last King of Scotland 

(Verb) the process in having gas forcibly removed from one's body by having someone reach around a person's upper abdomen with a baseball bat and rolling downward.

In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.

My stomach is killing me, I need to be Last King of Scotland-ed.

Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!

Last King of Scotland by SCHLUETER August 10, 2019

Scotland 

Magical land of rugged highlands, misty castles, white sandy beaches, verdant green landscapes, endless stone walls, dotted with sheep and age old cottages to the north of England. With its meteor showers and northern lights, the night sky in Scotland is truely beautiful. Through the ages, it has produced some of the most brillant writers, philosophers, scientists, inventors, and actors in the world.

Scotland is distinct from England, as it has its own history, literature, legal system, educational system, building style, and heros.

Sean Connery, David Tennant, and Karen Gillan are some of the finest actors to come from Scotland in recent times.

Scotland by coloneljackmustard March 6, 2013

Scotland 

Gaelic name Alba
Capital City Edinburgh
Languages English, Scots and Gaelic
Pop 5000.000(aprox)
Highest Peak Ben Nevis 1344 m (4409 ft)
Patron Saint St Andrew
Flag St Andrews Cross or Saltire, oldest National Flag in The world (still in use)
Nation State within the UK
Scotland has a long and bloody history with as much internal conflict as well as having to fend off repeated invasions from such foe's as the Romans,saxons,Vikings and the Anglo Normans English.
Scotland was an Independent Sovereign State until 1707 when the 'act of union' was agreed upon Joining Scotland with England and Wales to Form Great Britain.Although never popular with the common people The New State did bring Benefits for all three nations The British EmpireWas one such example with Scots playing a major role.By the time of the Industrial Revolution ,Scotland Was at the centre of innovation and invention.Glasgow became known as the second city of the Empire and The industry in Central Scotland and Clydeside made it known as the 'workshop of the world' Recent Times have seen a shift in the Nations fortunes With the decline of shipbuilding coal mines and steelworks being replaced with technological industries.
1999 witnesed the first Scots Parliament in Edinburgh in nearly 300 years.The current First Minister (at time of writing) is Jack McConnell

Having Read many Opinions on Scotland on here I thought I would Write a Factual One See Scottish Inventions for more insight to our unique heritage

Scotland by Alba gu Brath June 22, 2006