Scotland, Ontario

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Scotland, Ontario (a.k.a The Land of Opportunity) is one of those quaint little towns outside of Toronto that nobody cares about like Burford or Harley, but don't get Scotland and Burford mixed up cuz we Scotlanders are nothing like the kids from that dirt hole! No, Scotland is miles above Burford, and in the heart of the city is our pride and joy...... DUKES variety store/LCBO/Pizzeria, where all of your wildest dreams can come true. It is your one stop shop for everything from a bag of chips, to a carton of eggs for your bastard neighbours house, and also if your lonely, you might be able to strike up a deal with the cashier in order to go to the back room and choose from the wide selection of erotic pornographic films. Some of the attractions in Scotland are for the prime biking spots all around, in fact if you are a kid in Scotland and do not bike around in one of the various biking gangs around town you may get your balls hacked off. The two main things kids do around Scotland when the sun goes down is, smoke a big bowl of weed behind Harry's tiny ass restaurant/bar and go eggin'. Soooo, thats life in the isolated town of Scotland for the poor deprived child born and raised here, cuz once your in you dont have a shot in hell of gettin out. Scotland: The best damn town in the whole world. Just jokes Scotlands a shit hole, no different from the rest of the hick towns of Ontario.

Man, the best night of my life was hangin out at harrys open jam on a Friday evening after coughin' up a lung out back while rippin a bowl, and then running half naked from the guy whose porch I shit on. Only in Scotland, Ontario!

Scotland, Ontario by scotlanderr April 24, 2011

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Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026