scoreboard 

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.

People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!

scoreboard by the prophet March 25, 2003

Scoreboard 

It is used in conversation when you believe (either truthfully or in your head) that you have won the argument or effectively made your point as a statement of completion and exuberence. Often spoken in a soft, high pitch tone to better commemorate its original usage in the Geico commercial with Billy King and the Caveman playing tennis.

"Dude, last night I completely laid the D on Kristen.
Scoreboard."

Scoreboard by comradeplatypus February 28, 2009

Scoreboard 

One word statement used in sports as an absolute rebuttal that the best team or player ALWAYS wins. Used when players or fans make excuses or blame poor officiating, injuries, controversies and/or other factors as to why their team or player lost, or otherwise try to argue that the team or player that lost is actually the better player.

"The Tuck Rule didn't lose the game for the Raiders. They had their chances all night long, and didn't take advantage. The Patriots did. Scoreboard."

"I agree the call at the end against the Celtics was ticky-tack, at best. But if they were so good, why did it matter? Look at the scoreboard, deal with it, and move on."

"The USSR earned the Gold Medal in Basketball in 1972. Period. Yes, I know the head of FIBA was totally out of line. Yes, I know the referees were clueless at best, biased at worst. But, dammit, if the USA were the better team, they would have won. Period. The scoreboard never lies. Ever."

Scoreboard by Ten Forward April 4, 2017

scoreboard 

To try to "up" someone in fraternal verbal competition. Much like a verbal "pissing contest" without the mess. Taken from the literal scoreboard (noun) from a sports match.

Mack: (Drunkenly brags about how many skanks he's been with.)
Mike: "Dude, what are we scoreboarding here? Those are nasty hoes. I don't dig that man."

scoreboard by tyler_mtb October 16, 2007

Scoreboard 

When you have something others want, or are in a situation of personal gain versus your peers. Scoreboard should always be writtin in all caps.

Dan's relationship with his wife is very loving and too good to be true. SCOREBOARD!!

Scoreboard by DTM454 May 6, 2009

Scoreboard 

A replacement for the word Scunt. Can be used many ways but mostly recognized in the caribbean as a replacement for the afore mentioned expletive.

Oh scoreboard....the gyal en gah no sense atall!

Scoreboard dread...she put ya in ya place

Scoreboard by Or wha/Gene September 14, 2006

Scoreboard Syndrome 

When a player in a videogame uses their superior score in a certain match as the authority and a way to absolve themselves from criticism from other players.

I told John that he needed to work on his AK-47 spray in a CS:GO match, but he shrugged it off and told me that he was doing better and therefore I can't speak about his AK-47 spray. Carl and I knew this was a classic case of the scoreboard syndrome.

Scoreboard Syndrome by SithLordTrevor November 4, 2019