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damit mikey you spelled it scocity again
scocity by M1k3ym00d June 5, 2018

slopity topity 

The utmost best thing a man with a penis can achieve. Most men like it nice and slow and women usually don’t want your hands pushing on their “head”.
Person 1: “Bro I just got the best slopity topity from Susan!”
Person 2: “Isn’t Susan your sister?”

scoopity woop 

I scoopity wooped that guys girl.

Poopity Scoopity Woopty Woop 

Scoopity Woop. Poopity Scoop. Scoopity Poop Scoop Poop Doop.
Person 1: Poopity Scoopity Woopty Woop
Person 2: David, it's been eight years. Please come back.

Poopity scoopity woopity do

The act of scooping crap into a dish and staring at it for hours whilst constipating existence.
Tod was feeling down so he took a crap on the floor, one "Poopity scoopity woopity do* later Tod was contemplating existence.

slopity topity 

The utmost best thing a man with a penis can achieve. Most men like it nice and slow and women usually don’t want your hands pushing on their “head”.
Person 1: “Bro I just got the best slopity topity from Susan!”
Person 2: “Isn’t she your sister?”