Describes the circumstances involving male ejaculate dispersed out of field of vision during orgasm, and the male and/or partner being unaware of the whereabouts of the ejaculate landing spot.
Did you just cum?" "yeah, but it's a Scooby Doo Mystery
by aeonjoey October 16, 2010
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A Mystery in Which The Solition Was A No-Brainer but,
1.) The Person Investigating is Too Personally Attached They Miss The Obvious.
2.) The Person Doesn't Care at All but Was Using to Occupying Time. Whether to be Kind to Their Friend/acquaintance, Stall, or to Overcome Boredom.
MYSTERY #1: My favorite Pet is itchy is it fleas, ticks, mites, something internal, idk I want to fix it but there are many things that could be wrong. *Google Google google* they must have dog cancer.

SOLUTION: just bathe the animal. Treat other symptoms if present.

Use: The Dog Got Better...

"What did y'all do"
Solve Scooby-Doo Mysteries and bathed him

MYSTERY #2: Man, the House Mouse Keeps Stopping at the Guards Desk... what are they up too?...

"idk probably selling drugs"
Nah, we'd notice by now..
"Bet he's trying to get some special privileges"
Or he wants the fuck that cop..
*after some back and forth possibly
"Idk man Scooby-Doo Mysteries

SOLUTION: it's the house mouse(house rat, dorm rat, snitch) he's probably telling something or just killing time the only "friends" he's got are the uniforms.

Bonus Example:

When asked

"do you need help? you look lost."
And you realize you've walked in the same room 5 times and still forgot something simple or remembered it but feel silly.
"I'm fine Scooby-Doo Mysteries, love."
by TDceKJ April 23, 2023
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