scock
'I came in the scock.'
scock by FukinFATkid May 11, 2003
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Scock
1. Short little man named Scott who speaks of his penis and/or balls every other conversation and wont last 5 minutes without referencing his penis and/or balls. Also among these tremendously annoying conversations "Scock" will portray are topics like his unbelievable sex stories and how he hasn't eaten in 3 days, while he is eating a tuna sandwich during the time of the conversations, mind you.
2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.
2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.
Employee: Do I have to work with Scock today?
Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.
Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!
Employee: I QUIT!
Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.
Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911
Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.
Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!
Employee: I QUIT!
Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.
Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911
Scock by Chris Hunn December 25, 2008