scock

sock used by males for means of depositing semen after masterbation. Also known as happy-sock

'I came in the scock.'

by FukinFATkid May 11, 2003

Scock

An abbreviation for the phrase "suck a cock." Used as an insult in most occasions.

"Why don't you go and scock, douchebag!"

by Alexander William July 9, 2013

scock

1. To suck one's cock. Usually guy-girl, but also used in guy-guy, and goat-goat.

2. To be extremely horrible or wrong.

Based off of the words suck and cock

If I could scock myself, I would.
That movie scocked.

by D-Man 99 January 18, 2005

scock

A boy (or girl depending on how cruel your parents are) who is both named Scott and is a cock.

"Look at that guy, he's eating bad cheese, what a cock!"
"Isn't that Scott? God! He's gonna be on the toilet all night."
"What a scock!"

by skid_mark December 24, 2008

scock

When a man´s penis feels really nice and smooth in your hands.

"OH MY GOD......he had the nicest scock I´ve ever felt!"

by MaryAlcala April 15, 2006

Scock

1. Short little man named Scott who speaks of his penis and/or balls every other conversation and wont last 5 minutes without referencing his penis and/or balls. Also among these tremendously annoying conversations "Scock" will portray are topics like his unbelievable sex stories and how he hasn't eaten in 3 days, while he is eating a tuna sandwich during the time of the conversations, mind you.

2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.

Employee: Do I have to work with Scock today?

Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.

Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!

Employee: I QUIT!

Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.

Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911

by Chris Hunn December 25, 2008

shockley

hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.

by Reknown February 11, 2014