Scissorwee

When two girls at a festival urinate together on the ground while wearing bodysuits

Steve- Heath, have a look over there. Those two girls are pissing together.
Heath- do they need to scissor?
Steve- why are their bodysuits on ground
Heath- they're having a scissorwee
Steve- I agree

by TBM_TAS January 3, 2025

Edward Scissortoes

Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.

Woman: Lets go to bed.

Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.

Woman: I love you.

Man: I lov.....

Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!

Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.

Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.

(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)

by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010

Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.

" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"Your a skank Jenna."

by Scissor Queen October 29, 2009

ScissorPeee

It’s when you fuck the living shit out of the scissor until your teacher starts to cry

Omg mr finkleman can we scissorpeee

by Thorny.19 March 8, 2020

Scissorception

The lesbian version of cockblock is called a scissorception. One who performs the cockblock is the scissorceptor.

"If it's two girls it's not a cockblock it's a scissorception."

by valentina k November 4, 2013

Saftey scissored

Lesbian equivalent to being cock blocked

"Me and Amy were going to do it, but Jeff saftey scissored me"

by Wailingtomcat February 27, 2022

Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.

" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"You're a skank Jenna."

by Scissor Queen October 28, 2009