Scientifically Proven

A phrase used to get self-professed geniuses to believe anything.

Let's circulate rumours saying it's been scientifically proven that bobbittizing one's self leads to better sex.

Scientifically Proven by ragamuffin318 October 31, 2009

Scientifically Proven Bias

A bias that treats the phrase “scientifically proven” as a magic incantation that settles all debate, regardless of the quality, applicability, or interpretation of the science invoked. Scientifically proven bias assumes that once something has been declared “scientifically proven” by a favored authority, it becomes immune to criticism, while anything not yet so labeled is inherently suspect. It ignores the provisional nature of science, the complexity of translating findings to policy, and the social processes that determine what counts as “proven.” It is scientism dressed as epistemic humility.

Example: “He cited a single study as ‘scientifically proven’ to end the discussion about vaccine policy. When she pointed out the study’s limitations, he said she was ‘denying science.’ Scientifically proven bias: using the label of proof to foreclose inquiry.”

Scientifically Proven Bias by Dumu The Void March 29, 2026

100% Scientifically Proven 

100% of people fall for that

my jokes are 100% scientifically proven.

100% Scientifically Proven by uzafm is trash June 7, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022