The dining hall where hope goes to die. From the German “Schrott” (scrap/garbage) and “Mensa” (cafeteria). Known for dissolving culinary standards on contact.
Person 1:
enthusiastically
“Come on, let’s hit the dining hall!” (starts walking toward Schrottmensa)
Person 2:
staring into the void
“Just stop. I can’t afford to lose my culinary gravitas.”
enthusiastically
“Come on, let’s hit the dining hall!” (starts walking toward Schrottmensa)
Person 2:
staring into the void
“Just stop. I can’t afford to lose my culinary gravitas.”
by MrMahlyeit August 19, 2025
Get the Schrottmensamug.