Schrodingers Retard

Someone who doesn't understand when someone else is joking so they attempt to make the other person feel stupid instead of admitting they didn't get the joke.

Person 1: "Haha, I could totally beat person 0 whos [like a fucking world-class martial artist or something) in a fight!!"
Person 2: "You couldn't they'd whoop your ass. They're trained, why would you think you'd win?"

Person 1: "I'm obviously joking..."
Person 2: "Yeah, okay, sure, dumbass."

Person 2 to Person 3: "Swear to God, Person 2 is so fucking stupid, what a Schrodingers Retard that guy is.."

Schrodingers Retard by ojtuto May 28, 2026

Schrodinger’s retard 

Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard

“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”

Schrodinger’s retard by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 8, 2022

Schrodinger's Retard 

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"

>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"

Schrodinger's Retard by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023

Schrödinger’s Retard 

When you focus on someone else out of spite and cost the game

Wow you were a Schrödinger’s Retard that game

Schrödinger’s Retard by TheDrunkestUncle February 26, 2024