Schrodinger's Glory Hole 

Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.

Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.

Schrodinger's Glory Hole by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019

Schrodinger’s glory hole 

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.

Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

Schrodinger’s glory hole by Brent’s Johnson October 21, 2017

Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later

Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then

Schrödinger's Glory Hole by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

Schrödinger's Gloryhole 

When you're at a glory hole and you're not sure if the person that's sucking your dick is man or women so its both gay and not gay

" Is that a man or women sucking my dick" (its Schrödinger's Gloryhole)

Schrödinger's Gloryhole by Arty_boi October 16, 2021