Schrödinger’s Whore

Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.

H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.

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Someone who will completely whore themself out, but only for one person.

Girl: “I would be a whore for you and you only.”
Guy: “What are you, Schrödinger’s Whore?”

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