Schrödinger’s Whore

Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.

H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.

by JeXantupus June 03, 2023

geriatracy

The aristocracy of old farts.

Restaurants with the early bird special, are a haven for the geriatracy.

by JeXantupus December 26, 2020