Definitions by JeXantupus

Schrödinger’s Whore 

Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.

H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.

Schrödinger’s Whore by JeXantupus June 3, 2023

geriatracy 

The aristocracy of old farts.

Restaurants with the early bird special, are a haven for the geriatracy.

geriatracy by JeXantupus December 25, 2020