Schrödinger's Virgin

In accordance to the thought experiment devised by the Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger, the schrodinger´s virgin is the individual who cannot prove their first act of sexual intercourse due to a lack of tangible evidence. That is, he finds himself in a quantum superposition as a result of a subatomic event that may or may not have occured.

"Bro I finally lost my virginity!"
"With whom?"
"...you dont know her. She lives in Canada."
"Your a Schrödinger's Virgin because we dont kow if thats true"

by The Daddy Oakdawg October 9, 2018