Schosher

A person who always shows up when there's something free being given out. He also takes them by the handfuls before anyone can get any.

Person 1: Dan, get your muggy little paws off of my stamp collection
Person 2: yeah Dan. You're such a Schosher.

by Theschosher March 15, 2016

Scooshers

Scottish word for water that is ejected from a car to clean its windows.

"Here mate, your windscreen is absolutely boggin, turn your scooshers on"

by metalfacemark July 27, 2018

Schoosher

Any bottle or jar with a trigger to spray any liquid. Often used to spray home made cleaners, plant weedkillers and insect sprays. In constant use in the kitchen, bathroom and garden. It is not a pre-filled device but purchased empty for self use.

I clean my shower screen with my schoosher filled with white vinegar and lemon juice.

by jt11111 March 7, 2018

Double Scoosher

(adj) The combined act of Urination and Defacation. Scots, colloquial.

Hey Kristen, im away to do a double scoosher, so i would stay out of the toilet for a while.

by youcancallmehoju July 19, 2012