Schollmeyer 

To be proficient at any activity without trying.

Dude, you have never been wakeboarding? Way to Schollmeyer it.

Schollmeyer by TiggyT August 1, 2011

scholljegerdes 

An overweight balding man. Personality of a stump. Slightly homosexual. People around him realize his wife married down.

You are such a Scholljegerdes (gay)

scholljegerdes by Howiefeltersnatch October 29, 2013