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Schizobabel 

To blame worries on an illusive omnipotent hypothetical character. Traditionally schizobabelers learn to crazy talk from a fictitious final fantasy book about ways to helps others with their VIP pass at the pearly gates, by means of inadherence to various pleasurable activities that are sinful.
John was paranoid about doomsday in 2012 because of what a schizobabler told him. John continues to blame his worries on an omnipotent guy in the sky, while he looks down and asks questions in faith with his palms pressed together at his chest. If John never learned schizobabel. he would address personal problems more like a business would with constructive criticism.
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schizobased

When someone is a schizo but they are being themselves. Making them based. i.e wearing a tin foil hat around everyone even around sexual conquests.
Have you seen how schizobased chad is? He is telling that chick JFK didn't get shot, he is saying his head just did that.
schizobased by kapistaja November 28, 2024
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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