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Schizo Lifter 

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and lifts to fight the demonic entities that plague his every waking moment. Is also usually wanted by the federal government.
Did you see that Schizo Lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with esoteric beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out in bench press.
Schizo Lifter by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021
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Schizo Lifter 

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and ventured into the territory of lifting to suppress the demonic entities that plague his every moment. Also is almost always a targeted individual wanted by the federal government.
Hey have you seen that schizo lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out on bench press.
Schizo Lifter by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021

schizolifter 

The ever disturbed lifter who lives to tell the tale of his horrendous self inflicted agonies, endless voices and visions of decay present in his “reality”.

They are All present In his head because he is heavily abusing unforeseen amounts of illegal research peptides, self manufactured bathtub steroids and his grandmas insulin.
Her: those visions again? It’s all in your head. Babe, come over, I’m home alone.
Schizolifter: Ohh how I wish it were that easy Stacy, I have consumed Supra physiological amounts of Cambodian research peptides and I am currently shifting between multiverses now (AS THE VERY REAL VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME) , you wouldn’t understand
schizolifter by Iownmyownreality1374 November 23, 2021
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026