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Scene Kid New Version 

There is no new scene kid. They are still the same, The "new" scene kids are actually all hipsters.

Scene is still the same as it was back in 2007.
The first definition purely describes awkward hipsters.

Scene is still the same as was back in 2007. (Even if there are admittedly a few changes, Such as being able to have curly hair. )

Scene Kid New Version = Not real.
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Scene Kid New Version 

Here's my updated version of your "Scene Kid", the old "Scene" is not how it used to be back in 2007.

New Scenester, Girl:
Might still have Scene Hair but some can have curly hair.
Can be one color or many. They don't have coontails in their hair anymore.
Dresses like an Indie kid, thinks she knows everything about fashion. <--- THIS IS MAJOR, I BELIEVED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH ALL THE ORIGINAL SCENE KIDS.
Still likes Hello Kitty.
Makeup is more improved not the simply black anymore. Wears false eyelashes.
Can have piercings, plugs, and tattoos too.
Definitely isn't childish anymore.
Uses photoshop and has the best pictures taken by her DSLR pro photography camera.

New Scenester, Guy (They still KIND OF look the same):
Still has his long choppy hair. Hair is the same, but doesn't cover one eye well it never did.
Has plugs, piercings, and tattoos.
Wears American Apparel alot.
Still wears skinny jeans and always will.
Looks like he's in a band.
V-necks are a must, might wear sandals.

Both might wear Babycakes clothing or some Drop Dead.
They both smoke and drink w/e go to shows and raves.
Myspace is dead, Stickam is wear they are at.
Their age doesn't matter but their usually 17 and older.
If your a teenager and younger and your in the new Scene well good for you.

Poser "Scene Kids", the ones who still try to look like the old Scene even if its long gone now:
Scene Hair, or a miserably attempt at it.
Thinks coontails are amazing and has to have them in her hair.
Likes Hello Kitty, Dinosaurs, Robots, thinks its cool to be childish.
Bad Grammar...
Ex.) Omgah thatz the sehxx, raddd so hxc and sxc, add meh on myspace kthxbaii.
Hot Topic whore, shops there too much and thinks its cool to spend $20 on band merch and not even usually go to their show.
Some don't even know what Stickam and American Apparel is.
Some usually wear Drop Dead and Babycakes only because they seen other kids wearing them and thinks he/she is so cool.
Looks kind of Emo.
Often labels themselves.
Has cheap pictures and bad editing on them.
Their ages range from 17 years old and younger like way younger I've seen some as old as 9 years old.

This is only the style I'm talking about. No one said that you had to like a certain type of music or personality to be Scene. If you do that then your definitely not being yourself. Lets face it the only reason the original scene kids changed was because of the poser ones who started copying them and doing the Scene wrong and failing at looking Scene.

New Verison:
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Old Version (Some pictures are very old):
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Posers:
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Scene Kid New Version: Proof up there how everything changed about the "Scene".

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026