Scandalnavia

Da socially-depraved Northern-European region where "da stuff of tabloids" regularly occurs.

Tronald Dump infamously created a regular Scandalnavia in 2017 when he falsely claimed dat a terrorist attack had happened in Sweden.

Scandalnavia by QuacksO April 13, 2026

Scandinavian Headlock 

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

Scandinavian Headlock by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

Scandinavian belt buckle 

When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"

Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.

Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle

Scandinavian belt buckle by Montana Matty June 8, 2017

Scandanavian clunge biscuit 

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen

Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross

Scandanavian clunge biscuit by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront March 5, 2019

Scandinavian Belly Loader

The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.

"Dude, where have you been?"

"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."

"Sweet!"

Scandinavian Belly Loader by I skeet freely January 28, 2009

Scandinavian Flip

A skateboarding trick, where you grab the board in a crab position, then flip the board 360. For added extra skill, the person on the board can pull his head through the legs with the hands whilst in mid-air and land standing flat.

Presenter 1

"And now on Extreme Sports, The Scandinavian Flip, presented by Rodney Cullen"

Presenter 2

"Totally. just look at the way he goes throught the legs to a total standstill. Spectacular."

Scandinavian Flip by SummerOnions June 15, 2008

Scandinavian Ice Box 

When a man or woman has really cold hands due to cold weather outside (or they stuck their hand in ice) and then put their hand down their partners pants. For either a hand-job, or fingering

Pat: Dude, it was crazy, I gave her a Scandinavian ice box.
Ryan: Whoa, no way. How pissed was she?
Pat: She was so mad, her vagina pretty much froze.

Scandinavian Ice Box by Gattonjamz December 16, 2011