Artwork in the form of taking money from people deemed to be fools by the scam artist.
People thought the Prepare for Martial Law/Plant your seeds for a Nuclear Holocaust/Hide Your Guns/Doomsday Preparation reading and video material was satire by the people selling it until they realized how serious these folks looked and sounded about their little moneymaking scam. It wasn't as profitable as Carvana or Uber, but it was in the same league of scam artistry.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).