Sborato 

Rotto, malfunzionante, difettoso, logorato, infranto, fiaccato, rovinato, malconcio, lacero

"Mi è caduto il telefono, ora è tutto sborato"

Sborato by erkpas December 20, 2021

Sborato 

An adjective with extreme versatility that can shape-shift into anything you need in a sentence. If someone is a bit crazy, he's sborato. Someone showing extreme kindness? Sborato. An object is broken? It's now sborato. Is it showing a new unforeseen indescribable characteristic that you don't know how to put into words? It is sborato indeed.

Cara, you need to absolutely meet Bonny. He's sborato like few! You'll love him

Sborato by pm-bidoni October 5, 2022

Dio maialozzo sburato

Typical italian expression used for introducing yourself happily to other people. Works especially good on priests or very religious people.

Priest: Ciao! (Hello!)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTO PEZZO DI ME- (What a wonderful day! It would be awsome to chat a little with you, while drinking a nice cup of tea!)

Dio maialozzo sburato by le tagliatelle del porco dio October 15, 2023

Dio maialozzo sburato

An italian term commonly used as a greeting. It work especially well with priests and other very religious people.

Priest: Ciao! (Hello)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTA TESTA DI CAZZO (What a wonderful day, isn't it? Perfect to have a little chat with a cup of tea. Want to come?)

Dio maialozzo sburato by le tagliatelle del porco dio October 15, 2023

Scoratorium 

The purposeful avoidance of all forms of media or communication which might disclose the results of a sporting event that an individual is recording on a  device such as a digital video recorder ("DVR") for future viewing. May also require notice of such condition to friends, family and co-workers to avoid inadvertent disclosure of results by them.

I have to stay late at work tonight so I am on scoratorium for the Sharks game. Don't tell me the score.  I have it DVR"d for later tonight when I get home.

Scoratorium by Oski93 October 27, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020