Saxby Chambliss 

A maneuver where one party inserts fresh Georgia peaches into their rectum until maximum capacity is reached, mashing them up with powerful contractions of their anus, until a delicate paste is formed. A second person then consumes the mashed up fruit using only their face and mouth, as in a traditional pie-eating contest.

Grandma said she was going to teach me how to make her famous peach cobbler, but instead gave me a Saxby Chambliss.

Saxby Chambliss by Donald P. December 16, 2008