Sawad 

A very well behaved kid that understood the meaning of life at a young age. He blocks out all his haters because he knows they're not worth his time. Speaks to girls frequently but is not a victim of lust.

Christy: Marvin is so HOT!! I wanna seduce him with my body so I can sleep with him!!

Hannah: Good luck with that. He won't fall for your cheap tricks because he's a Sawad.

Sawad by GameGetter69 September 30, 2020

Sawad 

Guy of highest stature

He is Sawad.

Sawad by Controverse September 7, 2020

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

Saad 

The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD

Person 1: Saad double nollie laser flipped that 99,999.00001231 Stair out of a gold plated military jet at 696969.0425 million feet elevation. Then he got the gun away from a black dude while on his skateboard.

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.

Saad by The Mafia child 🔫🔫 December 7, 2021

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

Saad 

The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD

Person 1: Saad triple laser flipped that 9999999999 Stair out of an air plane at 3 million feet elevation.

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.

Saad by The Devil made your mom cry 😂😈 December 7, 2021

Saad 

The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD

Person 1: Saad quadruple 99999999° hard flipped that 421.5 Stair out of an air plane at 3.972648 million feet elevation. Then after landing it, he double laser flipped over a lions cage without feeding the lion breakfast first. How gangster is that shit!? Fucking dope! right!?

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.

Saad by The Devil made your mom cry 😂😈 December 7, 2021