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Sausage Pants

A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.
That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.
by johnson freebone November 30, 2009
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Sausage pants

Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.

Can also apply to adults.
Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!
by escyr April 15, 2022
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Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
by Beautyblood August 23, 2010
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