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Sausage Lozenge

A readily available remedy for a sore throat that a man carries with him at all times. The sufferer simply inserts the man's penis into her/his mouth and awaits the rush of medicinal goodness that's sure to cure even the most severe of sore throats*.

*May cure any number of other ailments.
Corey complained that her throat was sore, and Jon offered her a sausage lozenge.
by CoreyLovesPaintball March 21, 2009
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